| me when i go out: | i should've stayed home |
| me when i stay home: | i should've gone out |
| me when i'm around people: | i want to be alone |
| me when i'm alone: | i want to be around people |
| me when i'm mean to people: | i need to be nicer |
| me when i'm nice to people: | i need to be meaner |
| me when i'm on tumblr: | all is right with the world |